Showing posts with label Sophomoric Stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sophomoric Stupidity. Show all posts

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Who Do Ya Love?


American Fangs.
I first fell in love with them at AfroPunk 09.

The drums started.
The bass kicked in
The guitar got me grooving.
But it wasn't until...

Lead Vocalist, Gus jumped and wailed all over the stage.
From that moment on, I realized... He was the one.
(Im only lying, lol)

But, these guys were awesome.
Full of energy...
Interactive with the audience...
I knew what they were saying...

They just won me over, lol.
Check out there music..
I think you'd enjoy em.
My Guy Gus
(Noo.. he's not really my guy)

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Hey everyone!
Sorry Ive been away for a while.
My plate is kinda full and Im not too sure the dog even wants to eat it.

ANYWHO...

Life is okay, ya know.
As you read not too long ago, still working at the Gap.
No, they aren't paying me enough, but, hey...
Thats a few extra dollars (and I do mean dollars) that I wouldnt have otherwise.
Yes,... I'm still single.
Whoever I seemed to have my eyes on CLEARLY did something for me to move them...
But I'll save that for another post.
I'm in school... still no kids...

Thats about it.

I guess I'll go ahead to the next post.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The Texter.

Can somebody... ANYBODY explain to me what it is about men...
Well, boys/guys and texting?
Ya know what,... not even texting.
More like texting, IM'ing, BBM'ing... all forms of unorganic electronic communication (except phone calls).
This guy,... I've known him for maybe two years.
Would never go on a date with him.
He can't seem to understand it.
I'll tell you why.
For months and months.
This guys only form of communication had only been through Instant Messaging.
He claimed that despite him having my number, he was too busy to call.
Now, okay.
I've never initiated ANYTHING with this guy.
Its like, "What the heck do you want from me, freak?"
You don't call, always text at the same time even though you never have time?
Whats on your noggin?
Anywho...
The initial introduction,
Transferring of numbers,
All that was him.
Never persued him.
Was never all too interested.
Of course, considering my lack of interest, we lost contact.
Until, not too long ago
We reunited.
No...
We didnt run into one another on the bus.
He didn't stumble upon my number.
He saw me logged in to AIM.
After having only one or two conversations with him,
I was reminded exactly why I stopped communicating with him.
Again, I ended contact.
He texted.
Instant Messaged.
I ignored.
Finally, completely forgetting him,
He instant messaged me.
Asked me why I had been avoiding him.
Apparently, he loved our conversation and couldn't understand my "withdrawl".
Without hesitation,
I admitted to him my dysfuntion.
I was overtly annoyed with his inability to verbally communicate
I mean, how is it, via text are you actually getting to know me?
"LOL" Is not how I truly laugh?
DO YOU even know how I laugh?
Disgusting.
Sophomoric, perhaps?
Using the same excuse as before, he was still too busy and didnt have time to talk.
This was severly odd to me considering we were having a half hour long conversation that if exchanged using telecommunication would have cut the time down to a mere 7-10 minutes.
Either way, he apologized with an useless promise of calling me the next night.
I told him I had to work that night.
He didnt understand that I DID NOT WANT TO TALK TO HIM!?
Or maybe the feeling is reciprocal?
Maybe its the other way around?
Maybe he just did not want to speak to me.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Late Late Night Art Gallery Shin Dig


Tonight has been one of the most superlative nights I've had in a LONG time.
A good friend of mine, Rebekah invited me out.
Her brother Sly planned to attend an art gallery and she thought I should come.
Along for the ride, was my super fun cousin Merisa.
She always knows how to have a great time.
It was so frikkin strange though.
The whole time I was there, I kept asking myself,
"Who has art showcases after 8pm?"
But it was soo awesome.
While we were there,... met some pretty cool people.
Not to mention....Free drinks. All night.
Take a look, guys.
(Well, not literally "GUYS",... When I say "GUYS", I just mean "YOU GUYS". I don't discriminate lol)

The train ride... that wasn't exactly the most EXCITING part of the night...

Met up with my homie doo wop Rebekah

These kids, lol... the guy (Steven: Personal Stylist) asks me to take a photo of him since he forgot his camera... as you can see, its CLEARLY on his wrist, lol. They were straight though.


This one... mi favorito. Created by Jayson (With a "Y") Atienza... funny guy

Taking this photo was a lot of fun. Some random pretty Blondie woman walked up to us.. shouting a little too loud over the music "You guys want me to take a photo of you? I LOVE taking photographs!"

So this frikkin awesomely cool photographer... Jason.. stops me and says "Hey, you have an interesting look, can I take a photo of you?". A few moments later, he stopped Merisa and asks the VERY same thing... Verbatim, lol. He was awesome though, :]

This picture is my favorite. Natashaaa... A really sweet friend of Rebekah and Sly's. The first thing she said when she saw us was "You two are so beatiful... nice smiles", in her very European accent lol.

LOL!!! HA!!! This was the highlight of my night. All I know was the light turned green and... the girl was stretched out on the pavement. A true genius.

Of course,... food had to fit in this story at SOME point. We hit up Puck Fair. Using only our charm and wit, lol,.. the bouncer let us in. The food was awesome.

Cab ride home was awesome. 20 bucks. Ya gotta love the Yellow Cabs... : ]

To some people, the night might seem simple and corny or just not fun enough to use the word "superlative". It wasnt your typical night out... loud deafening music, FIFTEEN THOUSAND people stepping on your brand new boots or, lights so dim you could hardly see your teeth. The night was smooth because I spent it with some really cool people... hanging out,... listening to music.... drinking, laughing, and getting to know one another.

Didnt even have to stay out till 4am with a hangover and a tat of the name of a guy named Hank.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Don't Be Bored...

Watch Family Guy!
Now, usually, I don't condone this kind of nonsense (lol),..
But, I'm guilty.
I. Watch. Family Guy.
I can remember my very first encounter.
It was a misty spring night in Williamsburg.
After a great dinner with on of my good friends,
We took a cab to my friends house.
After making myself comfortable, in his living room...
He pulled it out.
Yes.
He pulled out his...
His...
His Family Guy DVD!
And yes,... I liked it.
I liked it darn good.
LOL...
Check this out...


HEY MAMA!!

Okay, so...
I have the coolest Mom in the WORLD people!
Like, I won't even go into the thousands of retarded stories about this woman.
I mean, she's an Entrepreneur,
Super fashionable,
ALL the young guys want her...
(sometime,... even the ones I like, which isn't always.. ya know... cool, lol)
But, she's going away to South America...
Her homeland,...
LOL..... HA!
(Yeah,.. I don't expect you to get that one... right over your head, lol)


But, she's going to see my grandparents...
THEREFORE subconsciously permitting me to throw a party!!!
Isn't she just amazing?!?!?
So... here ya go!
Check out my Mommy!
(Well... I dont mean LITERALLY check her out, but like,.. look at her... like, SEE what she looks like, lol)

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Marlon... Ooh Marlon..., and OH!, Shawn too.


Marlon Wayans...
I've loved him since I was a lickle girl.
HA!
Boy Oh Boy,
I used to watch The Wayans Brothers show EVERY FRIKKIN day after school, man.
But poor Shawn,... never real cared too much for the guy, lol.

Check out their appearance on the Chelsea Lately Show.